Friday, October 30, 2009

Murder on Halloween Eve

It was dark and spooky before the moon came up the night before Halloween.  Grover, an avid collector of Costco dog biscuits and against all good advice, had struck out on his own.  But fate had other plans.  And so in a scene of unspeakable horror he lay, brains spilled out amid incriminating black hairs, his remaining cold dead eye staring out in terror...

But what's this?  Witnesses!

The suspect is quickly rounded up complete with the grizzly evidence.  A trophy of his gruesome deed.

The judge was quick in her dispense of justice, although there were rumors she was closer to the victim then she let on.


The killer is behind bars where he belongs...

"I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling muppets.  My revenge will be sweet do you hear?  Sweet!"

9 comments:

Rhonda and Gerry W said...

TOOO funny!!!!!

Wendy said...

That rocks!!

feefifoto said...

O. M. G. they've killed Kenny - er - Grover! You b*******!

Hope the perpetrator gets time off for good behavior. He looks remorseful to me.

mommy3 said...

So funny -- love the look on Sabrina's face, well, and your dog's.

Jill said...

This is HYSTERICAL!
Thanks for the good laugh!

Michael said...

What a fun house! I hope Sabrina enjoyed her first Halloween!

Gregg said...

I KNOW Chasey Poo didn't do it. We BOTH know it was the Evil Ripley VonHelsing. He's a muppet destroying if ever there was one!

I'll get you out Chase, I'll put a file in your kibble tonight.

Michelle said...

muwahahahahaaha, love it!

Potato #1 said...

LMAO! THAT was great!!