Spring Break in London
1 week ago
"Daddy, why are you putting machines in our house?"
"I'm not putting machines in our house; this is the pump for your fish tank's filter and I'm cleaning it.".
"What does it do?"
"It cleans your fish tank."
"And does it protect us in case robots come?"
"Uh, yes, it cleans fish tanks and protects us from robots."
"OK great job Daddy!"
hello there i am a young mother who has found that i can no longer take care of my baby girl and need help to find her a good home the only thing is she is 11 months old if you think you can help and if you would like maybe we can talk about me giving you a new baby as well email me back thank you and god blessWe don't even bother to respond to these types of messages anymore. At first glance the first part doesn't seem so bad, until you get to the end and see that not only can she make your dream of being a parent come true right now with no waiting, but don't put that checkbook away there's more! We can talk about another new baby as well. Now I don't know if she just wants money or just to get people's hopes up, but we've seen this email about 20 times between both adoptions. Think the "Nigerian Lottery" scam is annoying in your inbox? We've gotten emails from Nigeria where they just change the words "lottery winnings" to "newborn baby". We passed on helping two sets of orphaned twins get out of Russia with "little to no paperwork or hassle".