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"Jesus Wept," -- Mike Huckabee, former governor and current sad faced person.
"Daddy, why are you putting machines in our house?"
"I'm not putting machines in our house; this is the pump for your fish tank's filter and I'm cleaning it.".
"What does it do?"
"It cleans your fish tank."
"And does it protect us in case robots come?"
"Uh, yes, it cleans fish tanks and protects us from robots."
"OK great job Daddy!"
hello there i am a young mother who has found that i can no longer take care of my baby girl and need help to find her a good home the only thing is she is 11 months old if you think you can help and if you would like maybe we can talk about me giving you a new baby as well email me back thank you and god blessWe don't even bother to respond to these types of messages anymore. At first glance the first part doesn't seem so bad, until you get to the end and see that not only can she make your dream of being a parent come true right now with no waiting, but don't put that checkbook away there's more! We can talk about another new baby as well. Now I don't know if she just wants money or just to get people's hopes up, but we've seen this email about 20 times between both adoptions. Think the "Nigerian Lottery" scam is annoying in your inbox? We've gotten emails from Nigeria where they just change the words "lottery winnings" to "newborn baby". We passed on helping two sets of orphaned twins get out of Russia with "little to no paperwork or hassle".
|FRC Spokesmen Peter Sprigg (l) and Tony Perkins (r).|
|Raleigh, circa 1820.|
"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."
|Notorious gay marrying dinosaurs meet their doom.|
|Dyke free since 2012!|
"So your little son starts to act a little girlish when he is four years old and instead of squashing that like a cockroach and saying, 'Man up, son, get that dress off you and get outside and dig a ditch, because that is what boys do,' you get out the camera and you start taking pictures of Johnny acting like a female and then you upload it to YouTube and everybody laughs about it and the next thing you know, this dude, this kid is acting out childhood fantasies that should have been squashed.
Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok? You are not going to act like that. You were made by God to be a male and you are going to be a male. And when your daughter starts acting too butch, you reign [sic] her in. And you say, 'Oh, no, sweetheart. You can play sports. Play them to the glory of God. But sometimes you are going to act like a girl and walk like a girl and talk like a girl and smell like a girl and that means you are going to be beautiful. You are going to be attractive. You are going to dress yourself up.'"
|Work the runway sweetie...|
|Chuck E. Cheese--corporate|
mascot and anti-Christ finalist
|The original Chucky pales in comparison.|